Silly 4th Of July Humor!!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.