Reasons why I still believe in the Easter Bunny-
1. Hey, I watch television. Every year, he's there clucking in the Cadbury egg commercials, and he's at all the malls.
2. Who do you think delivers all the baskets and stuff, the little chicks? Doubtful.
3. Someone is posing for those chocolate rabbit molds.
Reasons why people love Easter-
1. You look really, really good in yellow.
2. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.
3. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad.
4. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.
5. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.